WE'VE BEEN KAVANAUGHED

By R J Shulman

Once again, the American people have been had.  A truly despicable man is about to become one of the most powerful and important forces in American and perhaps planetary life for his life and like those horrified and bewildered by Trump's triumph in November 2016, they will ask questions as to how this crime against nature happened.  It happened because the Democrats and those not quite convinced that rich white male privilege is a good thing, took their eyes off the ball. 

When credible allegations of past sexual misconduct and drunken behavior became public about Kavanaugh, a decent person, regardless of whether all the alleged behavior was true, would remove themselves from consideration for a lifetime appointment to the bench of the highest Court in the land, because that position requires the holder to be above reproach.  But Kavanaugh is clearly not a decent person and clearly lacking any shame, so he doubled down to achieve a position of power by denying and lying.  And when directly questioned about possible past discretions, became hysterical, belligerent and his favorite, failing to answer but directing everyone’s attention to four shiny affidavits that he claimed, claimed he was not a serial rapist.  This tactic was successful, we never got the answers.

And we’ve gotten distracted again.  First, the Republicans and billionaires who are just dying to get a reliable fifth vote to solidify their oligarchic hold on America turned a job interview into a criminal trial.  The burden of proof to win in a court case is different than the burden of proof needed to get the job.  In the former, you have to be proven guilty beyond all reasonable doubt and the latter, you have to be the best candidate who doesn’t even have a hint of anything at all wrong with you.  That's right, you can be turned down for the job you seek because of an unfortunate tweet you made at 2am or that ill-advised selfie you posted on Facebook, or just an answer to one interview question that could have been a bit better. 

Second, there are many reasons that Kavanaugh is not fit for the US Supreme Court, but the Republicans have once again distracted us with a shiny and juicy reason more easily questioned and more easily dismissed.  They have gotten the poor naïve opposition to concentrate on Dr. Christine Blasey Ford’s claims that when they were both young many years ago, Kavanaugh sexually attacked her.  While if true this behavior was inexcusable and is a reason to not get the judge job, this reason can easily and has been easily turned into a “he said she said” and dismissed.  They even trotted out a shiny, but kept private FBI investigation, that by its very nature will be inconclusive to say “see he is not the rapist she claims he was so let’s give him the job!” This ignores at least five other reasons that instantly disqualify him for the job. 

Those reasons are: 1) he evaded his job interview questions, 2) he lied when asked his job interview questions, 3) he got belligerent when asked his job interview questions, 4) he cried when asked his job interview questions (and we all know there is no crying in the Supreme Court, and 5) he showed he was a political operative hack who could not be partial when he blamed all his troubles on Clinton and the Dems during his job interview.  Last I looked a Supreme Court Justice is supposed to be impartial.  Just try doing those things on your next job interview and see how well that works out for you.

But once again, instead of attacking this privileged unrepentant brat of a political dirty tricks operative as being unfit to hold the job that requires the most public trust and the utmost ability to be compassionate and just, the American people will get to say, “at least there is no definitive proof that our newest Supreme Court Justice was a serial rapist.”.  We've been Kavanaughed.

THE DEATH OF SATIRE

by R J Shulman

SANTA FE, New Mexico (PTSD News Service) – Ever since my fifth-grade teacher, Mr. Lieblick read out loud about “Le Grand Thanksgiving” a ridiculous half-French accounting of our national holiday, written by Art Buchwald, whose name he pronounced as if it rhymed with “kook-wald,” I was hooked on satire.  Whether it was the National Lampoon, Monty Python, Saturday Night Live or my own attempts of poking fun at life on April 1^st as a radio disc jockey, I have loved me some satire.  

I have been enchanted with it so much so, that for the past decade, I have written this blog, The Post Times Sun Dispatch, (or the PTSD New Service) in an attempt to poke fun at the political landscape, whether it be George W. Bush, the man you would like to have a beer with, Barack Obama, the man you would like to have arugula beer with or Trump, a man who you would like to have a beer with in a brothel.  While the idea of Trump trying to run this country seemed preposterous and silly at first and ripe for a windfall of satire, I have found that I can no longer use that tried and true form of expression to comment on the current state of his affairs or the affairs of state.

The reason that satire has gone the way of the typewriter, public telephone booth and Myspace for me is the rapid rise and nefarious use of “fake news,” the method Trump and other enemies of our democracy have been using to ridicule and erase facts that do not support Trump’s mega megalomania and single-minded pursuit of personal power and emotional aggrandizement.   

There has always been heavy spin in the news, whether it was the truth about what really happened in Roswell, New Mexico in 1947, Vietnam in the sixties and seventies, who shot JFK, or why we needed to invade Iraq and break the Middle East in 2003.  But, there was always enough real journalism, print and electronic to keep it all somewhat honest or at least from spinning completely into never-neverland.  Whether it was the news media reporting a lawyer named Joseph Welch asking Senator Joseph McCarthy “have you no sense of decency?”, or mainstream television showing the disturbing flickering images of the body bags encasing brave but dead American boys returning from Southeast Asia, or reports of what happened at the Watergate Hotel.  But over the years with the death of the Fairness Doctrine by Ronald Reagan or the enactment of the Communications Act of 1996, signed into law by Bill Clinton, opening up the floodgates for a few powerful entities to gobble up most of the electronic media, the press has all but become interested in its immediate corporate interests rather than any semblance of the truth or common decency. 

Which has led us to now, this unprecedented Orwellian news cycle, on steroids ever since the Donald polluted the waters by sticking his short pudgy reality TV orange toes in the political pool.  Of course, this “fake news” epidemic was not just employed by the liar in chief, but by the Russians and fat multinational corporations and domestic and foreign oligarchs such as the Koch brothers to solidify their own wealth and power while the average American focuses his or her anger and frustration at the throat of some other average American.  Such fake news, spread like a viral epidemic via Facebook, Twitter and the right-wing propaganda media, such as so-called Fox News, Sinclair TV and the dozens and dozens of right-wing AM radio talk show hosts over hundreds and hundreds of radio stations, including some of the so-called Christian broadcasters was all instrumental in not only helping Trump ascend to the Washington throne, but have been largely responsible for keeping him unprecedentedly popular with his phenomenally fooled fanatical fan base.

So, what does fake news have to do with news satire?  Think about it – what is the real difference except in the eye of the beholder?  Is it a real story?  Is it something the Onion cooked up?  Was it something wild that I made up?  I’ll admit I used to get a personal shot of wicked pleasure when someone would wonder if my satire news story was real or not.  But not anymore.  Satire at its best makes us laugh at our human foibles, but fake news at it worst, keeps us angry and divided and as it has become abundantly clear, the world has gotten so crazy and ridiculous that now any story, no matter how absurd, could be the truth.  Abnormal is the new norm.

If you write a silly satire about Trump’s summit with Putin being about the Russian strongman arranging for a new wife for the Donald in exchange for an American surrender, his supporters will get even angrier and threaten with an armed response anyone who disagrees with them that Trump is who Jesus would be if he came back as promised, or if you write a silly satire about how an  unfortunate Secret Service Agent, Nole Edward Remagen who died suddenly while overseas was secretly killed by Hillary because the agent’s third cousin had a friend who spoke the terrible Truth about the Clinton Foundation being a front for child pornography, the sex trade and the sale of illegal uranium to Islamic terrorists, you will whip up all the true believers who will say that it’s about time somebody finally told the truth. 

We are more divided as a nation now than at any time, except perhaps the sixties and I mean the early 1860s, right before the Civil War.  I would like things to be more like the more recent 60s when some people thought it might be nice if we all got along.  If you are old enough you might remember hearing this:

Come on people now
Smile on your brother
Everybody get together
Try to love one another
Right now

They seem corny and quaint now, but those lyrics from Get Together, written by Chet Powers a pen name for singer/songwriter Dino Valenti, and made semi-famous by the Youngbloods is a sentiment needed now more than ever for the American democracy to survive.

So, I will try to refrain from writing satire as it indistinguishable from today’s real fake news and will most likely further divides us.  I will attempt to write about that which can bring us together.  I believe that it can be done.  Why?  Because I am naïve enough to think that the things which we all have in common, the diverse 325.7 million of us Americans are greater than the surface differences that we have that are being exploited by those that want us divided.  We may have different opinions and preferences about things, but in general, we all want to feel useful, have work we love or at least tolerate that grants us and our families a reasonable living.  We all want to be able to afford health care for ourselves and our families and a good education for our children.  We all want to be free to pursue our lives without offensive or dangerous government intrusion.  We all would like the roads we need to travel on to be in good repair and the bridges not to fall when we drive over them. We all would like the electricity to work, clean water to flow and to be able to breath without getting sick.  We all would like to live in a country and in a world where life, liberty and the pursuit of our own happiness and purpose is possible, protected and respected. 

So, I will devote these pages to pointing out what can bring us together because it was as true at the birth of these United States of America as it is today - united we stand, divided we fall and I am tired of all of this division and the pit we are surely headed into.  So, let’s have a new “le grand thanksgiving” in which everyone is invited to the table to share in the American dream, except perhaps those that want to keep us economically downtrodden and those that do not believe that all men and women are created equally, because those are the beliefs that are truly Unamerican.